Have you booked advertorial space for your business?
You don't need to write it yourself! I've written dozens of advertorials for local and national magazines.
It started out as a simple question.
As well as this website, I run a wiki about ways to pass on things you’re no longer using to people or organisations who might actually want them. (I suspect I’m the wiki’s only reader as well as its only contributor, but that’s beside the point.)